All Things Fluttery

May 10, 2021

Hello Dear Readers!  At least, you will be dear to me at some point I am certain of it!  I hope to be dear to you as well. Allow me to introduce myself, Friends.  I am Wesliaux, but you, and anyone for that matter, are free to call me Wes!  Or better yet, The Butterfly Man!  Because I am that.  A butterfly.  Colorful and full of life and carefree and.. I’m getting ahead of myself, aren’t I? I’m sure you’re already familiar with me, many of you have used my Matchy Dates services in the past.  Well, guess what!  They are coming back, and there is even a new perspective!  So those of you who have put in your applications in the past and are still waiting to be matched, have no fear, I have not forgotten about all of you Dearhearts.  I am, simply put, making it even easier for you to find your personal Dearhearts!  How?  By offering two brand new avenues!  One of those being, this column, right here!  That’s right Friends, from this day on I encourage you to Ask Wes!  Any question concerning matters of the heart, and I promise that I will do everything in my fluttery existence to find the absolute most perfect answer.  Though, mind, when I say matters of the heart I don’t mean things like ‘What do I do if someone smacks me real hard in the chest and my heart feels like it’s bruised from the impact’ no, that sort of thing should be brought to a skilled chirurgeon and not myself.  What I specialize in is LOVE.  L-O-V-E.  Whether you’re in love, want to be in love, or just in some very serious Like, this is where I can help!  I’m fully qualified, have no fear, my Matchy Dates service has brought couples together all over Eorzea.  I’m sure of it.  Though nobody has ever told me that they found their true love, I am positive in the knowledge that they’re simply forgetting to pass on this vital information because they are so deeply in love with their Match that I have slipped their minds! And last but not least, once I have the Editor’s approval, I will begin hosting a Secret Admirer..erer… service!  That’s right, a Daily Moogle exclusive, if you’ve got your eye on someone, let me know and I’ll be the one to let THEM know!  The idea is quite simple.  They’ll be told that they have a Secret Admirererer, and asked to fill out a questionnaire.  The information from the questionnaire will then be given to the Secret Admirererererer and one of three plans will be chosen and executed in the future.  Eventually, the identity of the Secret Admirererererererer will be revealed, and Hearts will simply go AFLUTTER!  It’s foolproof, I know it!  Take it from me, Wes, the Butterfly Man.  Would a Butterfly ever lead you astray? Until next time, Dearhearts, I look forward to your questions!

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