Slacky Root is darn great

May 31, 2021

I want to start off by saying the Kiyo is just the sweetest girl out there on our staff. She had to leave before we were able to eat which was a darn shame because she was just so nice and lovely to be with. She was even willing to let me expense 120 gil worth of food and drink on the Moogle’s account. THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH, Kiyo!!!!

That brings me to my next point. The drinks. They are so good. Well I just had one, but it had to be just the best thing on this side of gridania. Y’all really need to try the Treeshade. a sweet and fruity bar mix and the best part? No alcohol!!! Really I had like four of these little porxies and walked out feelin’ just fine. You’ll love ’em. The staff was fun ‘nd full of jokes insisting talkin’ ’bout how they were fixin’ to cut me off for being “too drunk!!”

Cecile Morgenstern performed fer us all down in the basement- Oh yeah theres an upstairs fer the cafe ‘nd the bar is downstaris. Cecile danced her cute little heart out and all while feelin’ poorly, that sweet thing. 

Y’all really ought to head to this here establishment if yer lookin for some great service, great food, well I’ll be, really jus’ great EVERYTHIN’.

And a big tip-o-the-hat to the young miss runnin the bar, the fine gentlemen at the cafe, nd the missy dancin’ fer all our enjoyment despite her sickness.

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