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Two sides to an article! The plot thickens!!

June 7, 2021

Dear readers,

Today I found out that just like a coin, an article can have two sides as well. Imagine my shock when Itus Tatus, the other half of the Buscarron’s brawl showed up at our doorstep!

He came over to tell his tale of “beating the rabbit down” as he so nicely put it. He came in with someone he calls “Flower” who asked him to sit down and apparently a present Viera took offense to him talking about his adventures. One of his “fans” then proceeded to use the L word and he as ready to quote “start cutting people down! And I sure will do so.”

Another friend named Loud Salamander, who is Itus’ best friend in battle, came in. From what I understand this was becoming a loud affair which only upset the Viera more and more and she, according to Itus, “wanted to push her feet to his face”. Itus mentioned that he stood ready, waiting to be struck as quote “a gentleman” but the Viera wanted to take the fight outside.

He went outside and took a bottle of wine along that he drank along the way, once it was empty he threw that in her face, taking the chance to hit them in the knee afterward. She then tried to strike him but he avoided it and slammed her head against the ground, how fierce! He was actually proud of his opponent for being good at battle but “sadly good was not enough” according to Itus.

Asking for a few parting words he shouted the following:
“LIVE YOUR LIFE FULLEST! DO NOT BE BABY! BLEED WHEN YOU BLEED AND IF YOU DIE THEN YOU FECKING DIED IN BATTLE NO NEED TO BE BABY AT THAT! CRY ONLY WHEN ITS WORTHY FOR IT! AND BE A MAN OR WOMAN! DO NOT BE FECKING CRYING SELFISH BABY!”
Strong words indeed.

In closing, are both sides covered? This intern believes so.

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