Are the rumors true about the personal care items? What about Mizuno’s horncare?
If you keep sending in these stupid questions, I’m going to make sure you’re condemned to personal care.

Just how much dust does Wes have?
Atleast four specs of dust. Our team of alchemists are working day and night to discover the truth for the good people who read the Daily Moogle.

Why is your moustache like that?
That’s the way the ladies like it.

Daily Moogle swimsuit calendar when?
You’re a disgusting pervert. Next summer.