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Oh what a week!

June 23, 2021

Oh what a week it’s been, dear readers!

You may have noticed I haven’t been writing for a bit now and the reasons are numerous, varied and not at all my fault!
You see it all happened when Kiyo wrote up that announcement for the Alchemist Guild about personal care items.

After I had bought up all those batches with my Gold Saucer winnings I was trying hard to offload all of my products. You’d be surprised at how many people still care for an unblemished skin or shiny, impeccable horns! However since this was a rousing success this put my skincare on notice for the Brass Blades I believe. 

I can understand the Alchemist Guild making the mistake that my products would cause itches and rashes but really there’s no proof of that. I for one have not had a single customer come complaining to me, I even use the stuff myself!

Still, none of my protesting helped and the Brass Blades took me in for questioning… for a week. Yes, you read that right! Mizuno, the loveable intern was questioned for well over a week and in jail for that period of time. You heard it here first folks! Mizuno Kanta in jail, doing hard time. I really feel this experience has changed me as a person.

However, after the Alchemist Guild examining one of my products that I had on me, they soon cleared me of any suspicion. This might also be because the cream for horns does very little for ears. Nonetheless, I’m a free man once again, ready to write for each and every one of you.

In closing, time on the inside changes a person, this intern believes so.

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